This morning, I’m sitting in my chair at work drinking coffee when I had to adjust my shirt to because some slice of fabric was making my neck itch. I reached into the shirt at my right shoulder blade and found a dryer sheet. Pulled out and tossed it and then I’m like wait a minute, I wore this shirt yesterday. Was this shit in there yesterday, too? Could people see the white dryer sheet through the tiny holes of my main shirt sitting on top of my undershirt? Like for a whole day?
I’m a mongoloid…